![]() I have my manly six pack abs back again like when I was 20 years old. My skin and hair have never looked better (Samurai hair is surprisingly very easy to maintain). My wife could tell the difference immediately. And as if I had practiced the traditional art of iaido my entire adult life, the blade left the leather sheath and sliced through the air. I could feel my biceps growing as I gripped the handle and a bead of sweat formed on my brow. Before I knew it, I was weilding a perfectly balanced katana in my hands. It all happened so quickly I don't even remember opening the box. I could hear the soft music of a distant orchestra playing Handel's Messiah Hallelujah chorus echoing above me. When I reached down to lift the box from my doorstep, the sound of the birds stopped. There was a glorious ray of sunlight spilling through the clouds like a magical spotlight catching all of my attention below. I could hear the neighbor dogs howling in the distance when the long box was delivered to my door. It didn't take long for the package to be delivered. Now, I've always been a believer in the power of prayer. I logged on to the Dawsons Knives website and saw that the coveted katana blade was available! I could not type in my credit card information fast enough knowing that there were probably 50 other people doing the exact same thing as me. ![]() This is May 2022, and even though satellite phones are all sold out, thank goodness we still have working internet and regular cell phone service. I prayed on my knees everyday that the sword would be in stock, because I know that in times like these, a weapon of this magnitude is in such high demand that it is almost unobtainable. Now I’m not a man who would buy a modern version of a weapon forged for the spilling of your enemies blood on the battlefields of Sekigahara, but after listening to Mike Adams and learning about the coming zombie apocalypse and food riots, I knew I had to put aside some of my hard earned life savings to be sure I could buy this sword.
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